Monday, November 14, 2011

Recipe for a Military Wife

RECIPE FOR A MILITARY WIFE
1-1/2 Cups Patience
2 Tbs. Elbow Grease
1 Lb. Courage
1 Cup of Tolerance
Dash of Adventure
Marinate frequently with salty tears and pour off excess fat. Sprinkle ever so lightly with money, kneading dough well until payday. Season with international spices. Bake for twenty years or until done.
Serve with pride!

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